Can you imagine smuggling of eyeballs? Yes, it has happened.
51-year-old Roy Tilbott's crime got revealed when several eyeballs slipped out from his right pant leg to the road. He was stuck in traffic, and this unexpected incident happened when he was stepping out from his El Camino. And those eyeballs were not human's, they were cow eyeballs.
This man is a serial smuggler and often sneaks illegal stuff storing them into his colon. For him, anal cavity is the only space to avoid the possibility of getting caught.
In the police report, Roy gave this statement - “I enjoy eating bovine eyeballs and smuggling them out in my colon was the only way I knew how to get them out without potentially getting caught and fired. The Company won’t let us take animal scraps home and instead toss them in the landfill. They’re a very wasteful company. We should be allowed to take scrap meat and other parts home. The company should start a green initiative. They don’t even have recycling at the plant,”
“I put them in soups. They’re beneficial for erectile dysfunction, which I currently battle, but I also just like the texture and taste.”
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